Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I exposed akgnome to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I recruited pirategirleee as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (530 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, belfebe
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