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My Letter to Santa!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday goldilocks_va and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I bought porn for ballistabob (-10 points). In August I turned alina_s in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I put gum in rolanddem's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-48 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
belfebe

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greta_k
Nov. 21st, 2006 12:59 pm (UTC)
" Last month I bought porn for ballistabob (-10 points)."

So why did this earn you NEGATIVE points? I would think Santa would be giving you bonus points for that :-)
belfebe
Nov. 21st, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah! Santa has no sense of humor!
ssdevilducky
Nov. 21st, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC)
-10 how bad was the porn.
belfebe
Nov. 22nd, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
It was actually pretty good, but Santa has no sense of humor :-)
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