belfebe (belfebe) wrote,
belfebe
belfebe

My Letter to Santa!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday goldilocks_va and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I bought porn for ballistabob (-10 points). In August I turned alina_s in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I put gum in rolanddem's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-48 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
belfebe

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