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DWTS Speed Review

Well, work is kicking my butt. Lots of drafting documents and my brain only has juice for so much. As a result, here is DWTS my speed-review. Like speed-dating, but with dancers and a mirror-ball.

Hit it Charlie!

  • Ricki Lake and Derek Hough: Lots of smoke. Awesome choreography. If JR and Karina weren't there, you may even have a chance. I want to see more dancing from you.

  • J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff: Still winning! Yes, even if they got one point less than Ricki and Derek. This is their season to lose. You guys rock!

  • Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani: Good, but not good enough. Pretty, and I adore Tony. But I don't see it happenin'.

  • David Arquette and Kym Johnson: Dude, we like you and you're trying really hard. However, for some reason you are one of my picks for a surprise elimination. Good effort though. (And we love your little girl!)

  • Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas: Cute, energetic, and very good, but compared to the rest, a little bit vapid. In another season, you'd have been the front runner. But with Derek and Ricki, and JR and Karina around, not bloody likely. (Sorry Mark.) Plus, when it comes to samba, you ain't no Kendra Wilkinson. It was a really fun samba though. Kudos to you.

  • Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke: You're growing on me boy, and that's freaky. Cute. Don't think you have a chance in hell of winning this thing, but a lot of fun to watch.

  • Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Made some progress, girl, but I'm afraid it's not enough. You are my second pick for a surprise elimination. You'd better pray that Chaz's fans don't keep him in. (And I adored Maks showing you how to walk like a lady. I had some flashbacks of Ru Paul telling the ladies "Walk this way.")

  • Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya: Carson, we are not worthy. 'Nuff said. Plus I believe you may be the contestant that will overstay his time and drive the judges bonkers. Here's to hope.

  • Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus: Close, but no cigar. Although that Disney princess dress was hilarious. Good effort though, and your kids are adorable.

  • Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer: Step, step, stop. Twirl. Step, step, stop. You are a lovable guy, but you still can't dance. At all. If there was any logic in this game, you'd be going home tonight. But this is Dancing with the Stars, so I'm not holding my breath.

    And that's all she wrote.

    Here's the weekly death pool, as my sacred duty to kill productivity on a Tuesday.

    Have fun!

    ~Belfebe out.

    Poll #1784247 DWTS Weekly Death Pool

    Who do you think will be going home tonight?

    Ricki Lake and Derek Hough
    0(0.0%)
    J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff
    0(0.0%)
    Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani
    0(0.0%)
    David Arquette and Kym Johnson
    0(0.0%)
    Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas
    0(0.0%)
    Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke
    0(0.0%)
    Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
    0(0.0%)
    Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya
    0(0.0%)
    Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus
    2(50.0%)
    Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer
    2(50.0%)
  • Comments

    ( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
    sskipstress
    Oct. 4th, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
    Once again voting in your death pool before I've watched the show. I think Chaz's fans are good for at least one more week.
    belfebe
    Oct. 4th, 2011 08:16 pm (UTC)
    I think you're probably right. I voted him in my own death pool, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise elimination. We'll find out tonight!
    kellfire
    Oct. 4th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)
    I agree re: Chaz fans - but sadly I think he should be the one to go based on dance (in)ability.
    greta_k
    Oct. 5th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC)
    I think that elimination will come down between two darlings of the LGBT community. Therefore, I will chose Nancy Grace.
    sskipstress
    Oct. 12th, 2011 02:35 am (UTC)
    Finally finished watching this one. I loved Carson's tango. It wasn't the best dance of the night, but it was by far his best dance, and those kicks!!!!!

    When I saw she was on the show, I thought the former Ms. Tracy Turrnblad (http://youtu.be/a6etS0N48Ko) would kick some booty in this competition, esp with Derek as her partner. Looks like she's finally warming up. Still think JR should win, though. It's much harder to lead than to follow and that man can lead.

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