Well, work is kicking my butt. Lots of drafting documents and my brain only has juice for so much. As a result, here is DWTS my speed-review. Like speed-dating, but with dancers and a mirror-ball.
Hit it Charlie!
Ricki Lake and Derek Hough: Lots of smoke. Awesome choreography. If JR and Karina weren't there, you may even have a chance. I want to see more dancing from you.
J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff: Still winning! Yes, even if they got one point less than Ricki and Derek. This is their season to lose. You guys rock!
Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani: Good, but not good enough. Pretty, and I adore Tony. But I don't see it happenin'.
David Arquette and Kym Johnson: Dude, we like you and you're trying really hard. However, for some reason you are one of my picks for a surprise elimination. Good effort though. (And we love your little girl!)
Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas: Cute, energetic, and very good, but compared to the rest, a little bit vapid. In another season, you'd have been the front runner. But with Derek and Ricki, and JR and Karina around, not bloody likely. (Sorry Mark.) Plus, when it comes to samba, you ain't no Kendra Wilkinson. It was a really fun samba though. Kudos to you.
Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke: You're growing on me boy, and that's freaky. Cute. Don't think you have a chance in hell of winning this thing, but a lot of fun to watch.
Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Made some progress, girl, but I'm afraid it's not enough. You are my second pick for a surprise elimination. You'd better pray that Chaz's fans don't keep him in. (And I adored Maks showing you how to walk like a lady. I had some flashbacks of Ru Paul telling the ladies "Walk this way.")
Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya: Carson, we are not worthy. 'Nuff said. Plus I believe you may be the contestant that will overstay his time and drive the judges bonkers. Here's to hope.
Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus: Close, but no cigar. Although that Disney princess dress was hilarious. Good effort though, and your kids are adorable.
Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer: Step, step, stop. Twirl. Step, step, stop. You are a lovable guy, but you still can't dance. At all. If there was any logic in this game, you'd be going home tonight. But this is Dancing with the Stars, so I'm not holding my breath.
And that's all she wrote.
Here's the weekly death pool, as my sacred duty to kill productivity on a Tuesday.
Have fun!
~Belfebe out.
Hit it Charlie!
And that's all she wrote.
Here's the weekly death pool, as my sacred duty to kill productivity on a Tuesday.
Have fun!
~Belfebe out.
Who do you think will be going home tonight?
Ricki Lake and Derek Hough
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J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff
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Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani
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David Arquette and Kym Johnson
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Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas
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Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke
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Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
0(0.0%)
Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya
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Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus
2(50.0%)
Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer
2(50.0%)
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When I saw she was on the show, I thought the former Ms. Tracy Turrnblad (http://youtu.be/a6etS0N48Ko) would kick some booty in this competition, esp with Derek as her partner. Looks like she's finally warming up. Still think JR should win, though. It's much harder to lead than to follow and that man can lead.