Did you miss me?
I didn't think so.
At any rate, things are getting muy caliente at this point and it's time for me to start posting polls and other fun stuff.
So last week we had Crazy Hat week, with some interesting little numbers by
Ooooeeee!!! Let the Green Eyed Monster visit and the backstabbing begin! Apparently, a number of designers slammed poor Michael C., the winner, poh-pooing his winning Grecian dress. (Jealous much?)
The best line was by Poison Ivy, who by the way had designed a drunken mother-of-the-bride dress, and who said: "What? Michael wins while Gretchen and I don't?"
Don't flatter yourself girl. Really. You were lucky that there were diapers and other monstrosities on the runway or your ass would have been sent home too. As for Gretchen, bless her soul, as talented as she appears to be, her stuff has been gradually becoming a snoozefest ever since she won the first two challenges. And the worst part is that she hasn't even noticed...
But I digress.
Let's go to last night's episode.
So this time the designers had to work in teams of six. On one hand, you had the mega-stars (who decided to call themselves "Team Luxe"), comprised by Gretchen, Michael C, Christopher, AJ, Ivy and Andy. Since Michael C was the winner of last week's challenge, he had the chance to pick who the first member of his team would be.
He picked Gretchen.
That was his and his team's undoing.
Because everyone is in awe of Gretchen, and because Gretchen would have made Hitler look like a blushing bride, everyone decided to do what Gretchen wanted. And despite of the fact that they were told that there would be no team leader, she decided to take charge. This meant ordering everyone around, telling them what to do, and making to do lists at 3 a.m.
To make matters worse, they picked the theme "Women's Menswear" in camel (as a color) for their collection. Wow. Sounds as exciting as watching the grass grow. Really.
You know that a team is in trouble when all the pieces in their collection look the same. Oh, and they all decided that Michael C sucks and ganged up against him.
Talk about pack mentality.
On the other hand, Team
Recipe for disaster? Not so. After some diva meltdown by Señorita Casanova, they managed to come up with a really entertaining collection. And heck, at least it was fun and original and well made. (Then again, I have met potato sacks more exciting than the camel menswear stuff that Team Luxe put together.)
In the end, Señorita Casanova took the win, with a surprisingly cool lace top and cigarrette pants ensemble (see below), while Team Luxe went to the back room in disbelief.
In the end,
It was rather sad.
But the best part was when good ole Tim Gunn went to the back room and hugged AJ and told the entire team that he could not fathom their behavior, demeanor and affect on the runway, and asked them how on earth they could let themselves be bullied by Gretchen, and hugging AJ told him "And now I will have to ask you to clean your space."
Now you have Idiot Ivy saying something like "Oh, I just realized we were manipulated!"
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And now, we make a small break to make a Casablanca reference:
Louie: I am apalled that there is gambling in this place!
Croupier: Your winnings, Sir
Casablanca reference break over.
GOING BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
Anywhoo, should Gretchen have gone home instead since the entire collection was her idea? Was AJ the right person to go home since he only produced one garment and a very bad one at that? Or should it have been someone else from the team?
As usual, do the clicky and have fun.
C ya next week!
Who should have been auf'd?
Michael Costello (if he had not had immunity)