I could not help but to notice the subject line of your message. It reads I don't send email. So I have to ask: If you don't send email, is this your idea of a messenger pigeon? Smoke signals? Message in a bottle?
At this point, I think that your message tops the one I received a couple of days ago whose subject title read Can I trust you?
Can you trust me? Of course! You can trust me to have a good laugh at you and then post about it to LJ.
I must be bored.
Ahhh, spammers. So much fun, so little time.