(See above. And no, you pervs, nothing to show here. We are talking 16th Century underwear.)
(And of course, the answer was "Whooo Hoooo!!!")
And now, going to bed. Tomorrow is a big day, and I will be flying to lovely Italy.
Last but not least. DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE! And no, I won't do an infomercial for my candidate. That would be rude. So here's the thought of the day: Vote Democrat. Vote Republican. Vote Libertarian. Vote Paris Hilton. Vote Chuck Norris. I don't care how you vote, but VOTE!
See? It wasn't that difficult.
So get off your tush and head to the polls.
Some of us won't find out what happened until we land in a different continent, and maybe not even then.
Oh, the suspense . . .