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Party On!

***Riiing*** Jingles my cellpone.

"Mom?" Says El Brato, "Where are you?"

"I'm at a party," I reply. "Are you at home?"

"You????" Says El Brato horrified. "At a PARTY?" (He is evidently at home.) "But ballistabob is upstairs, fast asleep!!!!!"

"I know, my dear. That's why I'm at a party."

Shocked silence . . .

"So," he finally says. "What time are you coming home?"

"I don't know," I reply. "I'm having too much fun here."

"Mooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He whines.

And that's when I text him a picture of a certain Pirate Girl bedecked in a fake horned Viking helmet, braids and a pair of bucklers as chestplates, in her best Wagnerian Valkyrie impersonation.

I add the following legend: "See what you're missing?"

The kid faints.

Like I've said before. Shocking your kids: Priceless.

PS: My sweetie pie had spent all Saturday taking a certification test and was in no shape to party. However, he was kind enough to kick me out of the house so I could go to the Mel's housewarming party without feeling guilty about it.

He is so awesome.

I think I'll keep him.

Comments

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pirategirleee
Dec. 11th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
*sings* Spear and Magic HELMUT!

Niiiiice icon btw.
belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Gotta have the Bad Idea Bears!
melaniesuzanne
Dec. 11th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.
belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:00 pm (UTC)
And the worst part is, we were not even drinking! LOL
kass_rants
Dec. 11th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)
*dies of laughter*

Why don't I get invited to these parties?! LOL
belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
I'm telling ya! It was too much fun!
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belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
I may be old, but I'm not dead kiddos. LOL.

In my dayyyyy . . .
chargirlgenius
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:25 pm (UTC)
So, where are the pics?!?
belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
Sadly, in my phone. I need to figure out how to download them from there. I'll post them as soon as I get that done ;)
greta_k
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
My God - It's SO much fun to mess with the young!
belfebe
Dec. 11th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
Tell me about it.
matthew_g
Dec. 12th, 2007 12:40 am (UTC)
I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled. I am wearing my surprised face.

Really.
belfebe
Dec. 12th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)
I can tell. (And I love your icon!)
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