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DWTS Recap and Weekly Death Pool

Okay boys and girls, here's a (really) quickie recap of last night's Dancing with the Stars, and the Death Pool of the week(TM).

Brooke Burke does not cease to mesmerize me. This week she has decided to emulate Morticia Addams. And she does it so well!

Oh, and what's with Kyle Massey goosing Tom Bergeron? Don't you know that that's Mack's gig, young man? Apparently Tom's butt is irresistible.

But I digress...

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough: They were just fabulous. And no, I would not go and label her a ringer. Not with a metal plate on her spine and all her feet issues. The fact that she could achieve what she did under those circumstances is amazing enough for me.

Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Brandy, stop complaining about not having had any for the past 6 years or so and get on with the program. Dance was lovely, and Macks showed us his pecs. There is hope there, and I love Macks pecs.

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani: She looked amazing. I just hope that she gets to hang in there and give all a run for their money. Plus I love Tony (and Tony's pecs). Apparently it was pecs night. Not that I'm complaining.

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer: Luckily, Kyle did *not* show us his pecs. But I did not particularly enjoy his dance. It was supposed to be a sexy rumba, but it was just a hot mess. Hopefully, he'll get the memo and give us a better performance next time. (If there's a next time.)

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke: I like Rick Fox, and he also has nice pecs. But I did not care very much for that dance. It was like Megatron dancing with Cinderella. If Cinderella had worn a skintight dress, and if Cinderella danced the Argentine Tango. Not pretty. Better luck next time.

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas: Nothing more fun than senior citizens being innapropriate. And yes, Corky gets thankfully blurried naked at one point during rehersals while his son Mark and Florence's daughter hold signs that read "Not Appropriate." And of course Florence is holding a sign that reads "Appropriate." And yes, their dance was just as raunchy (although thankfully no one got naked). And again yes, you guessed it, I voted for them.

Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya: Booooring. And it's a pity because Anna looked amazing. But Kurt said that he could not feign any romanticism with anyone who was not his wife, even though his wife was encouraging to do so. It's acting dude. Oh, well.

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas: Can someone put that kid out of her misery? No amount of Mark taking off his shirt could save that dance. And I'm not sure that she even wants to be there. She has some natural disposition for dancing, but she's so squeamish it's painful. But she has a cute kid. I don't give her more than two weeks, but then people surprise us. We shall see.

The Situation and Karina Smirnoff: As dancing goes, it was pretty awful. But I was incredibly entertained. I must confess that I am mesmerized by the Sitch. Perhaps it's because he tries so hard. Plus I can't stop watching him in horrified fascination, much like Brooke's Morticia's hair. If he's not sent home tonight, he may be the contestant that stays way past his due date, much to the judges' despair. Go Sitch! (And yes, I voted for him.)

So here's this week's survey. Go clicky and have fun!

Poll #1630685 Monday DWTS Death Pool

Who do you think will be going home tonight?

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough
0(0.0%)
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
0(0.0%)
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani
0(0.0%)
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer
0(0.0%)
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke
0(0.0%)
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas
1(16.7%)
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya
2(33.3%)
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas
1(16.7%)
The Situation and Karina Smirnoff
2(33.3%)

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