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DWTS Death Pool

Okay boys and girls, I don't have time to do a recap of last night's Dancing with the Stars, but I will give you my "Lessons Learned this Season, and Reminders" quickie post.

Here goes:

  • If you are a guy and want to piss Len off, take off your shirt. (Actually, this is a reminder.)

  • Guys: If you want to make Bruno happy, take your pants off. And keep them off.

  • Again, guys: If you want to make Carry Ann happy, take anything off. (Unless of course, you are Steve Wozniak, but we won't go there.)

  • And, if you want to make Belfebe happy, have Maks and Tony keep their shirts off. The entire season. (And please, put some pants on Jake Pavelka!)

  • When the Bachelor is funnier than the commedienne, things have taken a turn for the weird(er). The fact that this is unintentional makes it even funnier.

  • Jake Pavelka is still a tool, but he's growing on me. (I am still not voting for him.)

  • There is a proliferation of bad wigs this season. (Erin, Pamela, what happened to you?)

  • Muppet dresses have become the latest rage for two seasons in a row.

  • Yes, we know that Niecy likes food. It's getting old. (The joke, hopefully not the food.)

  • Nicole Scherzinger needs to stop pretending that she can't dance. Girl, you're a pro. Embrace it and be done with it.

  • Being a sex goddess does not prevent you from ending in the bottom two. (Oh, Pam. I crided for you!)

  • I miss Chloris Lechman.

  • For that matter, I miss Steve Wozniak.

  • Glitter rocks.

    And that's it for now. Here's your DWTS Death Pool for the week. This time it's all about which couples do you think will be in the bottom two tonight. Remember that you can click two.

    Have fun!

    Poll #1556934 DWTS Weekly Death Pool

    Which couples do you think will be in the bottom two?

    Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough
    0(0.0%)
    Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
    0(0.0%)
    Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke
    0(0.0%)
    Pam Anderson and Damian Whitewood
    0(0.0%)
    Evan Lysacek and Anna Tre-BUN-skaya
    0(0.0%)
    Niecy Nash and Louis Van Intensité
    0(0.0%)
    Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower
    0(0.0%)
  • Comments

    ( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
    sskipstress
    Apr. 27th, 2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
    Does Len give negative points for no shirt + extended use of props???
    belfebe
    Apr. 27th, 2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
    Apparently, yes. And I could not believe that all three judges gave Jake and Evan the same score. Jake tripped on his own feet like he does every week. What gives?
    vikingsparrow
    Apr. 27th, 2010 08:53 pm (UTC)
    I don't watch DWTS regularly, but I stopped by to watch for the first time this season. I was horrified at the Niecy Nash food jokes. She may be laughing about it at certain points where laughs are expected but obviously nobody on that show can read micro-expressions. Even she was clearly shocked about some of the food comments before she recovered control of her face and plastered on a big fake smile. Yeesh. How strange TV has become.
    belfebe
    Apr. 28th, 2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
    Yeah. The thing is, she is the one who started it like that. From the first day, her focus was on "I am not here to lose weight. I like my jiggly bits. I am here for the big girls, and I like food."

    It was a funny running skit in the beginning, but she's been pressing on and pressing on, and it's getting annoying and not a little bit disturbing. She needs to focus on something else. Like being funny and learning how to dance. I like her though.
    sskipstress
    Apr. 28th, 2010 02:27 am (UTC)
    I cheated and found the results before coming back for your death pool.

    You weren't kidding about Pamela's wig.
    belfebe
    Apr. 28th, 2010 02:30 pm (UTC)
    Yeah, what's up with that? Someone must have told her something, because the wig looked a little bit more styled tonight, and a little bit less like a crow's nest.

    Happy she got to stay though, and that Jake's reign of terror has come to an end :-D
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