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Seen and heard on a Wednesday afternoon

A massive cleanup and moving is happening on our floor. As a result, random furniture and assorted cabinetry has been invading our hallways. One such piece is a mucking huge filing cabinet. It is about 6 ft tall, 3 ft wide, and 2 ft deep, and it's blocking about half the hallway.

The colleague that occupies the office in front of mine and I walk out at the same time and stumble upon the monstrosity.

"Wow," he says. "Will you just look at that."

"Yeah," I say. "We could hide a body there."

"Or we could build a fort," he says.

"Dude," I say. "You are definitely a nicer person than me."

"Hmmmm ..." He says. "I think you may be right ..."

Funny how different people come up with different solutions for the same problem.

~ Belfebe out

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dameroksanne
Feb. 3rd, 2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
I could hide a body in something much smaller. I would cut it up first.

Because I am way less nice than fort dude.
belfebe
Feb. 4th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
Excellent use of resources! You get an A+!
greta_k
Feb. 4th, 2010 01:41 am (UTC)
Build a fort? Is the the best he could come up with? He's GOT to do better than that - nice or not.
belfebe
Feb. 4th, 2010 02:46 am (UTC)
On the other hand, we could stuff the filing cabinet with bodies, and then build a fort. Ohhhh, the endless possibilities!
greta_k
Feb. 4th, 2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
Hey! We could cut up body parts, stick them in the cavities in concrete block, and then build a PROPER fort! Then you could cut up the file cabinet for reinforcing for the concrete block.

Of course, any extra bodies could just be sunk into the concrete foundation, in true New Jersey fashion ;-)

dragonazure
Feb. 4th, 2010 05:45 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't just be easier to cut windows in it and turn it into a capsule hotel or a tenement?
belfebe
Feb. 4th, 2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
Yeah! And if we arrange the bodies so they can peer out from the windows, we could call it art and put it in an exhibit at the Smithsonian!

We can give it an artsy name such as "Watching Life Pass By."

I definitely need more coffee ...
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