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Insomnia

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

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jljonsn
Aug. 28th, 2009 10:34 am (UTC)
Clowns are evil.
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 01:10 pm (UTC)
Tell me about it!
ladyaneira
Aug. 28th, 2009 10:58 am (UTC)
Totally. Evil evil. Stephen King's It proved that a long time ago.

A few days ago, Grettir got up for work at his usual time, 5am. I try to sleep until 6am. He got up, I dozed back to sleep, only to dream that he lay back down next to me and was whispering something. I couldn't hear what he was saying, so naturally I woke myself up to hear him better. And of course, he wasn't there. I drift off again--and repeat. Repeat. Repeat. For an HOUR. Ugh.
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 01:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, I hate it when that happens! It's so vivid! Gah!
caemfind
Aug. 28th, 2009 11:06 am (UTC)
Eat clown first, before he can get you. Use secret recipe clown sauce. Burp...zzzzzzzzzz
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 01:12 pm (UTC)
I think that salsa verde will do the trick.

Yum ... Zombie clown in salsa verde ... with eyepatch ...
caemfind
Aug. 28th, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Om, nom, nom!
pirategirleee
Aug. 28th, 2009 11:48 am (UTC)
I do wish you would keep what you and Bob do in the bedroom to yourself...

:P
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 01:13 pm (UTC)
It also involved a ladder and a bucket of whitewash ...
thanate
Aug. 28th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)
Huh... I think 2:30 was about when I did get to sleep, after waking up several times to check whether it was raining in the windows, and then having the power go out.
dragonazure
Aug. 28th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
Why am I getting visions of Ronald McDonald hawking Soylent Green Burgers?
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
Oh, nom, nom, nom...
dameroksanne
Aug. 28th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
Clown. Singular. Just one clown.

I think you could take a single clown.

Mrs. Beeton's receipt for Clown: Take one clown. They are unavailable commercially so it is best to hunt them in their native habitat. Make sure to get them in season, otherwise you have to fatten them up on a diet of Pepsi, pizza, and Butterfingers......
belfebe
Aug. 28th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
Edible clowns ... with syrup ... yum ...
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